domingo, 26 de julho de 2009

Rapetition

I work hard all day. Now I can't write without pain anymore. A gift from my employers. I hope their eyes hurts the same way if they read this suicide note.

Thanks to o+< for the inspiration, I stole the title from one of their songs.

domingo, 19 de julho de 2009

Stealing People’s Mail

The postcard was from UK and was signed by someone who seems to enjoy black metal. The signature looks like an incomprehensible logo. “Hi hun. Good news: I’m working in a pub now. I’m bloody happy nowadays. My brother got a job too: the wanker is a postman now. He probably will deliver this card. Haha. Luv ya, bitch. Take care.” Another cool one to the collection.

domingo, 12 de julho de 2009

Get a life

- Man, stop blogging about corporate media pretending to be a journalist.
- I will make money with the blogsphere.
- Very anti-corporate no less.

domingo, 5 de julho de 2009

No hope in sight

Prostraded, he is informed about his prostata.